Todays I.T

I guess some of you would have read this over the internet or your friends so happen sent this to you a few times... by forwarding. Well, its kind of interesting to read all this funny stories... ^_^

Upgrade boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 - Pentium version

Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed aslow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0, World Cup 2.0 and Falling Asleep 1.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night TehTarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory andperformance. I personally recommend HotTastyFood 3.0 and TongkatAli 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Shopping...

I went 1 Utama with parents and niece last nite. My mom wants to buy some t-shirt cos 1 Utama was having their Anniversary sale. I didn't buy anything cos no money but then... manage to get a shampoo and conditioner.. haha.. my mom pay for it and I bought Cleo latest mag. That's all I bought... saw lots of stuff to buy and tempted but sigh... never mind.. can still get them end of this year.
I have listed a few things to buy, not only for myself but for my bf as well. Its a surprise.
Things that I wanna get for myself in the next few months are PSP or PS2 (really cool), a new bracelet that I saw in one of the shop in 1U, my last collection of 101 Dalmation with Cruella, some new clothes (nice floral clothes), a pair of new jeans and etc... Well, I'm not planning to get everything at once... probably one at a time.
When we left the parking lot in 1Utama. It was raining, probably it was pouring earlier on and by the time we leave, it was like drizzling. So, when we reach home... guess what... my little naughty dog (Yuki) was all wet. She was waiting for us at the car porch, was heartache to see her all wet and on the other hand.. don't dare to touch her cos I'll be all wet too. She was so excited to see us and I guess she hungry also cos we forgot to feed her before we left the house. Anyway, was drying her up after settling down all the stuff and feed her with some dog biscuit. She was real hungry.. can see how fast she finishes her food. poor thing. haha.
I'll be going to Penang tomorrow nite, taking night bus after work. Can't wait for the time to pass and see my bf. Miss him so much.. That's all I wanna say... ciao!

Healing Service video

Amazing service...
You can see God's awesome power... and mighty work during this service. Open up your heart... your ears and your eyes to see the great miracles.
You never know, you might be heal by different sickness in your body now.
Speaker is Rev. Dr. Richard Roberts. Healing Service in CHC.

Planet Shakers Conference

Oh.. can't wait for the PS Conference this year... its going to be great. Heard from Pr. Chris Long that Pr. Reggie Dabbs is an AWESOME speaker. I somehow find myself very bless cos I get to go for it and easily approve leave. So as Becky... I'm sure she'll agree with me when she read this.. *giggles*
That's the goodness of becoming a full-time minister in church. Amen.
Anyway, for those who are browsing thru my blog today... and don't know about the Planet Shakers in town.. here are the details and their website... do sign up as early as possible. If you can't go for the conference.. no worries.. there's gonna be 3 nites of Praise & Worship.. and thousands of young people and.. some older people gonna SHAKE the whole place down. The RALLY starts at 7:30pm, same place. Be there EARLY.. i say EARLY!!! cos it's going to be super packed. People will be there to queue up for good seats.. so, see u there! ciao!

Details

Date: Nov 9th - 11th, 2005 (Wed - Fri)
Venue: Sunway Lagoon Convention Centre

Speakers:
- Russell Evans
- Sam Evans
- Neil Smith
- Michael Guglielmucci (amazing speaker)
- Matt Fielder (another amazing speaker)
- Henry Seely (amazing worship leader)
- Reggie Dabbs (amazing speaker)

for more INFO.. please CLICK ME...
*sign up online*

Fees:
Register BEFORE Oct 7th - RM70
... AFTER Oct 7th - RM85
for DAY PASSES - RM45

Recipe for LOVE

Relationship Myths

Wanna share something interesting here... found it in my organizer. ^_^

Myth 1 : Love at First Sight
Reality 1 : Infatuation at First Sight but love grows on You

Myth 2 : If I can find my "soul mate", my relationship will be smooth sailing.
Reality 2 : Love takes a lot, a lot, a lot of work - forgiveness, giving & commitment

Myth 3 : I must have a partner to be happy or complete.
Reality 3 : You can be married and still be miserable. You should be happy & complete first before you have a partner.

Myth 4 : I want it all in ONE person
Reality 4 : There is no "PERFECT ONE" but in your differences you perfect one another.

Myth 5 : And we live happily ever after.
Reality 5 : There will be ups & downs. But if you hold on together, it will all be worth it.

One true love gives more than it ever expects to receive.

Speechless....

I'm speechless... wanna know why..? Cos earlier on I've type what I wanna say but then, I don't know what I click... my whole story was gone. Was darn pissed, thought of typing again but I guess... words only last for that period of time, once gone... all gone. Now I understand how those composer or writer feel. Especially when they type out a story or script in the pc and the pc suddenly go *ka boom* all files gone and no recovery file.. how sad.
So, I don't know what I wanna write... guess I'll just skip for today. hehe. adios!

Funny feeling...

I had a funny feeling about future. Weird questions pop out of my head like, "How will this world look like in another 10yrs time or is there another 10yrs to live?", "How will the world look like when it comes to end time, when the 2nd coming of Christ?" and etc.. kinda freaky right. Imagine, there's so many things happen right now in this world... things like Tsunami (happened last year in Msia) , the Haze, earthquake in different place, and now.. the latest news.. Hurricane Katrina. Isn't it clear... like what the Bible try to tell us in Revelation. All this things will happen. Its darn freaky. I was pondering about it couple of days ago... wondering how the future would be like. Its like, you wanna repent every single sins you have in your entire life to God, so that you know God is there with you and you won't have to be afraid or worry about end time coming.
I guess God is trying to warn me bout something, bout whats happening in my surroundings. Hmm... maybe He's trying to say, "WAKE UP ANGELINE!!! STOP DREAMING!!! THIS IS ALL REAL AND NOT FANTASIES!! Stop doing all those not so important things. COME and Do what YOU are called to do.. SERVE MY PEOPLE, HELP THEM, TEACH THEM to KNOW ME, BRING THEM... so that I can SAVE THEM from ALL INIQUITIES, SUFFERINGS, LOST and etc..." WOW!!! Imagine God telling you that... for me.. I think my first impression will be.. "GOD.. forgive me for all my sins..." and every bit of me will be like trembling in fear.. and hoping that God would not strike me on the spot.
Anyway, this are just my thoughts and that weird feeling that I have... but well, no harm to ponder about it... and of course... don't go scare yourself out of nothing. hehe. hugs!

Any Dog for adoption?!?!

I'm searching for a small size dog with short fur... e.g pug, mini pincher, or etc... Is there anybody who would like to give away free puppy to someone who is a dog lover... cos one of my friend couldn't afford to buy a dog, she really love dogs very much.
Prefered to be within Selangor... thank YOU very much.

To My Dearest...

A cool website

Hey! I've found a cool website.. its called Multiply. Quite a nice website to store musics, share photos, make your own journals.. and even do your own calendar. I've just notice that I can actually synchronize My Personal Blog to Multiply.. so I don't have to type twice.. can share it straightaway. hehe. Cool huh!

He's there for US

Wanna share this with u ALL...
May the Lord Bless U in your going out and coming in.. Pray to the Lord that YOU'll be guided throughout wherever YOU're heading to and BLESS those who have pass through YOU or strangers on the streets. May YOUR blessings be an overflowing LOVE from GOD. I ask GOD for angels to protect YOU and HIS Holy Spirit to lead YOU. May YOUR day be as WONDERFUL as before cos EVERY Step YOU take it'll BE a BLESSING to others around YOU. GIVE THANKS TO GOD everyday!

Movie nite with my Cell Leader...

Both me and Jing went for movie last week wednesday (Sept 7,05). Both of us went to GSC in Summit cos thats the only cinema which is lesser people and on top of it.. I have a buy 1 free 1 voucher cut out from a free newspaper. Know what.. our ticket cost rm3 per person. Cheap right! haha.. We watch Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, was indeed a funny show and amazing. You'll laugh from the begining till the end of it.
So here's the lyrics and the song which I've ask Jing's Bro to help me download..
thank You so much.



Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
The Amazing Chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
Everybody give a cheer!

He's modest, clever, and so smart,
He barely can restrain it.
With so much generosity,
There is no way to contain it...
To contain it... to contain... to contain... to contain.

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
He's the one that you're about to meet.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
He's a genius who just can't be beat.
The magician and the chocolate wiz...
The best darn guy who ever lived.
Willy Wonka here he is!

Purpose!?!?

I've just listen to a sermon by Rev. Tan Ye Peng from City Harvest Church. You can watch him here... Do watch it now before they unload from the website... really good sermon.
Stay Your Course, Finish Strong In God by Rev. Tan Ye Peng.

Something to ponder...

What's your Vision? Do U know your vision and your purpose here on earth? For Christians, they would say "We are here to serve God's purpose.. to do His work and reach out." and what would a non-believer or worldly human being would say about Vision and Purpose?? Could it be "To aim high.. to be CEO for certain company, to multiply in their businesses, to earn more money, to have a wealthy living so that no one would look down on you, to be able to travel around the world, to enjoy or maybe just live a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Who cares about vision and purpose?!?!"
Well, if you think that way about living a happy-go-lucky type, I guess.. you're like a dead man walking on the road. Don't get me wrong kay! But do ponder about it.. "What is your Vision and Purpose here on earth?" A pastor talk about Vision and he said, "A man without Vision will walk back to the past." And I'm sure I wouldn't want to walk back to my past unless I can turn things around *giggles* then I wouldn't mind (like Doraemon or the Charmed Ones) changing your past so that you can have a better future. haha.
As for me, I can tell you that... my vision is unclear. Don't know where I'll end up in or where will I serve at and being in a place where its totally stranger to you and language that you don't seem to understand. Like how chicken and duck communicate. haha. So, having vision and purpose is the most important thing in your entire life.
Think about your vision now.. its not too late.
What is the one thing in your heart that you've been longing to do?

The Last Curtain

DAY 42 ~ Sept 1, 05

Revelation 5:9-14

No more bullies! No more scolding! No more crying! No more fighting! The day is coming when God will bring every tribe, language, people and nation and make them a kingdom of priests to serve Him. A crown is waiting for everyone who believes in Jesus. Don’t miss it! Let us watch and pray until the Last Curtain closes.

Pray point ~

• For God’s presence and glory to fill the nations.
• For all the people of the world to know Jesus.

Pray for ~ Unchurched Children